[If you haven't seen Hiccup around lately, there's a very good reason for that. And that reason is not that he's hiding!

...okay, yes it is. He has totally been hiding.

Not from anything in particular, really. He's just exhausted after that last excursion into the mist--especially given how absolutely wrong it had gone--and isn't sure how to go ( Read more... )

So uh... anybody know why almost everyone is acting strange?

[Poor Eric totally missed the boat on this one. He had too much homework too-many-classes brofist, Rapunzel]

 [The video feed flickers on.  There is a rather irritable looking pirate on it.  See, he'd been gone during the voodoo shenanigans, and he comes back to find...

this.]What in blue blazes is goin' on here?  I take some leave fer a day or two an' come back to find all hell's been breakin' loose ( Read more... )

He looks identical to a certain soft spoken instructor hear at the academy.  He even talks like him, though that is where the similarities end.  This man is in the bar down in Traverse Town.  His communicator has been set up at a table   As the video feed begins, you see the short statured instructor staring down what appears half a dozen less than ( Read more... )

[The morning after applying Lilo's little "solution" to-well, that detail isn't necessary, really-Dave fully expects to discover a complete lack of results. Lilo's what, like, seven? She can't possibly know voodoo. It's totally fine.

Except it isn't, because when he goes for his morning pee, SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT IS MISSING. He immediately casts ( Read more... )

[Wolves rain down from the sky. The wolves are made of chainsaws and diamonds. They howl at Jupiter's twelfth moon, crying out in bloodlust for the flesh of the man-eating bears. With claws made of venomous shark teeth, they prepare to set out on their quest for the bloody muscle tissue of the brutal, carnivorous forest creatures that they so crave ( Read more... )

STEP RIGHT UP! Come ONE come ALL!

[...Is that Lilo?

Dressed in a hilariously oversized cheap bussiness suit? With a fedora? With a bubble gum cigar?

Huh.]

Get your potions! Get your charms! I gotta cure to ALL your problems!

[in front of her are laid a whole assortment of bottles, charms, powders, baubles and items of all colors ( Read more... )

[This is Danny.

Danny is four years old.

And Danny happened to have found some crayons.

See that wall?

It's now covered in kiddie crayon drawings, and he's still at it. Hope the residents of Joe West don't mind his artistic escapade!]

Anyone supportive of fire dancing? Apparently I need permission if I am to practice with it in the middle of the night so, would anyone with some authority be willing to take a chance and support my little artistic expression ( Read more... )

[So... that went well ( Read more... )